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Laughing at work [1]  [2]  [3]

Luke: the funny thing is Luke: this chick is THE noisiest person in the office possibly: So tell her "And I want you to know that I could do her job just as easily as I did this filing. After a few years of law school… Luke: hands fucking down possibly: I know noisy bitches are like that Luke: lol Luke: yeah Luke: i mean possibly: Hate to think someone else is enjoying themself, much less bothering her loud bitch ass Luke: she fucking checks her voicemail on motherfucking speakerphone possibly: Throw that in too dude. Luke: and yesterday possibly: Point being Luke, that you have nothing to lose eh Luke: the bitch was calling someone Luke: and rang Luke: and rang Luke: and rang Luke: and it rang possibly: This will at the very least make you stand out as someone with character. Luke: drove me up the goddamn wall for 10 mins Luke: true possibly: And mention that too, with the sensible respect that she's a lawyer, but with that "aint that a bitch" kinda feeling to it possibly: If you do it, honestly and casually, just like a long "pass me the sugar, btw how are you" it will floor your boss Luke: and shes loud when shes on the phone Luke: you can hear her entire conversations possibly: That's the kinda speech that gets you a job offer eh Luke: and she laffs loud Luke: im like... Luke: yeah Luke: i should write that down and rehearse it possibly: Seriously possibly: You should dude possibly: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY Luke: but i dont really want a job there.