Cyber Christ Analysis...

To try and make sense of Chocolate Thunder's email, I decided to see if
I could decipher it to an understanding level.  The original text follows
the symbols:

> Now you really sound like a little girl, only women cry like this.

Hello.  While perusing your site, I noticed the tone of your pieces
seemed a bit sad.  Perhaps too sad for you.

> And this guy talking about using a bat what is his thing.

I do not understand the rage of the man with the baseball bat.

> I feel his name should be captain save a hoe.

My feelings tell me that he should change his name to something that
better reflects his attitude about women.

> The way I see it, if you didnt cry like a girl, then no one would run.

My point of vantage shows that perhaps your display of emotions have
caused others to flee from you.

> See real men dont give a fuck about if someone goes in or out their  life.

From my point of view, it is our sad lot to be alone in this world as
men and we should not care if loved ones come in and out of our lives

> Man I think you my have some gay bells in you ringing.

Sir, I have a theory that perhaps you are a homosexual, or at least
have those kind of tendencies.

> Talk to me, have you ever kiss a man before.

I am strangely curious-- have you ever kissed a man in prior experiences?

> Its sad to read that you run all the people that do care about you away.

My poor heart breaks when I discern that the very people that do seem
to care about you are being pushed away by your words and actions!

> If you stop bitching then you may  find that people dont
> run away but run to you when you need them.

If I may make a humble suggestion-- if you do not bare your feelings
and emotions so openly mayhaps you will find people that will run to your
aid when you need them the most.

> Your web page should be hoe cake, not kungfu.

I do not understand your choice of the "kungfu" monicker for your web
site.  May I suggest "hoe cake"?

> Gay ass, butty busting fags like you give us real men a bad name .

Sir, allow me to be frank and to the point with you.  I am of the
opinion that you are a homosexual man and I believe that I am a straight
man.  Since you are a homosexual man and I am a straight man, I believe
that you have spread an ill reputation about males in general and this,
sir, is simply intolerable!

> Yo! the funny thing is you spend time to talk about these people,
> and I bet they are not even thinking about your punkass.

And may I say more!  The amusing thought for me is that while you have
spent your time speaking of these people and the misery that they have
plagued you with, these very same people care not to read one word of
what you have written!

> Man come on I cant even think that you would talk about
> doing harm to any one.

Sir, I cannot imagine you would be able to harm one of God's creatures.

> I bet that you are still mad at a friend right now. An if you are thats
> really sad.

My instinct tells me that you are still raging about the hurt from a
friend.  If that is true, my heart grieves for your pain.

> You are not growing if you still hold on to hate and pain. That
> stops the motion of your life .

In my experiences in life, hate and pain will not bring you growth.
Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering.  Mind
your feelings you must.  Or to the Dark Side you will succumb.

> Oh ya, I know Stace and he spoke highly of you thats how I found your site.

Not that I am this man, but I would like to mention that your old friend
Stace was the one that gave me a reference to this site.  But I would
like to stress that under no circumstance should it be misconstrued that I
am Stace even though I spoke of anger about past friendships.  That's pure
coincidence.

> But to see your hoe cake ass talking like a little bitch, thats so sad.

My heart is torn assunder by the words presented here with such emotion.

> p.s. Stop Being A Bitch

In closing, I would like to assure you that you can be strong and
persevere through this pain.  Perhaps by focusing your emotions and
feelings away from this pain with others you will begin to heal the
wounds that are so obvious.  I pray thee sir, have faith in yourself!

> From: <Chclatethunder@aol.com>

Esteemingly Yours,

Chocolate Thunder.

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Maybe that will make it clearer. :)
 

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