dir/new_school/rant: V day

Okay folks, valentines day has come and gone, so now it is time to reflect  and comment on the whining, egocentric, emasculating, and ultimately exposing musings of one JLW.  She has shown herself to be a childish human being that is in all probability incapable of maintaining a relationship any more complicated than "you want fries with that?".  Clearly this is a woman who has bought into every ridiculous stereotype concerning her gender, and wishes to be understood as the martyr, trapped in an unfeeling relationship with a calous brute. This is a girl who needs to spend a little more time in the real world, and a little less time in her  deluded fantasy land. She should stop trying to have grown up type interaction and retreat back to the emotional playground from whence she came, tearfully screaming "gimmee, gimmee, gimmee!" to all that are willing to listen.

Her concept seems to be that unless her man makes an overt gesture on the appropriate day of the year, mostly for the benefit of her co-workers in feedbay (I will refrain from making any comments concerning the herd like nature of any people working in "feedbay"), then she should split up with him. Never mind anything else that may be going on in her relationship, if THIS doesn't happen it's over. Cheat on her? Slap her around? Kill her pets? Ruin her credit? None of that matters as long as you cough up some dough for flowers on valentines. 

Been a great guy? Helpful, and courteous? Kind, sweet, gentle? Thoughtful? Brought her unexpected gifts? Show her that you love her in a thousand little ways throughout the year? Well FUCK ALL THAT, where are her GODDAMNED valentines day flowers? That is it, it's over. What's that you say? Your going to cook dinner for her, make her a romantic card, do something special with your own hands and mind? FUCK THAT buddy, you better get your ass to kroger and get that bitch some flowers, didn't you know that hallmark can say it way better than you? This isn't a relationship, this is a hostage negotiation.

Of course this is the point at which some would say that I'm being unfair, after all if someone has such a huge emotional investment in valentines day, then there feelings should be respected. Right? Absolutely, being in a relationship is a two way street. If your with somebody who thinks that a certain day is special, then you should make an effort to share it with 
them. But then, someone who really thought that the day was special would certainly not agree to not make a big fuss about it, with no exchanging of gifts, and little fanfare on the subject, and there is absolutely no way that such a person would let the day go by without making sure that they got their signifigant other some token of the depth of their affection. 
Apparently not in this broads world. 

In the jlw's world, love is something that is only meant to be recieved, not to be given. She should be thankful that she has managed to find someone that also believes that all the caring, and emotions in a relationship are supposed to flow upwards to her holiness the sacred vagina, fountain of all that is good. I wonder when was the last time this guy got a home cooked meal, a card, a batch of flowers, a good morning blow job, some little indication that she cares for him. She is lucky that she has found herself in a relationship with a guy that apparently has some sort of reverence for her lovely twat, and woe be unto her if he ever discovers that the massage joint around the corner will be glad to give him a hand job and a massage for 50 bucks. Just think of the time and energy savings if this guy decides to go with an easier relationship, where the quid pro quo is a little more balanced, instead of standing around to be a sort of emotional dart board with a credit rating.
 

The last question that is left to be answered is  what could have spawned such a self centered, egotistical human being.  How does a person end up with such a calous disregard for another persons feelings. Did her mommy not hold her enough, was she pushed off the tit before she was ready?  Poor poor pitiful thing, mommy got a divorce, she got cheated on. If her daughter is any indication of the kind of person she is, then I think I might be able to hazard a guess as to why daddy decided to go grab another piece of ass. 

I'm not sure what to make of this five year age difference, I can only assume that there is a lot more seperating these two people than age. My guess would be that it has to do more with background, spoiled little rich girl, needs to have everybody love and adore her, everyone must know how great she is by the things that she has. Look at my cool car, beautiful house, 
look at my big honking ass diamond ring, look at my valentines day flowers. Her  parents had it pretty good but she wants more, not to go out and get more, not to work for it, but to have it handed to her. After all she comes from a broken home, doesn't she deserve a little happiness.  Never mind 
working to get it, she shouldn't have to go through all that effort. There is clearly no understanding within her that life is sometimes about more than money,that some things can't be bought, and shouldn't be sold. She should have everything handed to her, if not on a silver platter then at least by a 
servile boyfreind.  She has had a hard life, all things should come to her just for the beatific fact of her presence. I've got a better idea for a valentines gift for her than flowers, a crowbar. So she can pull down that cross she's been hanging herself on, and use the wood to build a bridge, to get over herself.

Speaking of her boyfreind, if he actually did buy this raving lunatic flowers, then he should put on a skirt and go into the kitchen to fix me a turkey pot pie. ********************

scumdog95

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